Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Playoff Beard Watch 2010 - NLCS

NLCS Game 1 Saturday Night: Cody Ross (Ssor ydoC backwards) pounds two of Roy Halladay's pitches into the LF seats at CBP.  Pat Burrell adds a two run double and Tim Lincecum only gives up three runs. 
Sad Beard Face.
NLCS Game 2 Sunday Night: Roy Oswalt (anyone else find it bizarre that Chase Utley is in Roy Oswalt's Wikipedia picture?) gives up another homerun 5th inning...to Ross...to left field...on what may have been the exact same pitch on which Halladay gave up a tater.  However, in the 7th inning this Roy led off an inning with a hit, ran through a stop-sign thrown up by Sam Perlozzo for an insurance run and the Phils cruised the rest of the way to a 6-1 victory. 
Happy Beard Face!
Unfortunately, both images are merely dramatizations of what the Beardface could have looked like at Pics of Me in Front of Stuff Manor.  Thanks to Fox and Cablevision's little spat the NFL and NLCS are not appearing in large portions of the tri-state area which forced me off of my comfy couch and onto a barstool.  I sent the Official Favorite Uncle of Pics of Me in Front of Stuff the following text message: I had to go to a bar to watch the game.  Guess I'll have to drink some beer.   Luckily, the Bartner was available for some sports watching and beer drinking during Game 1.  We were at Big Shots on Saturday night.  The well-endowed, lasciviously dressed waitresses and bartenders were a bonus, but of three times I've gone to watch the Phillies in the playoffs there they've lost twice.  You're on your last chance Big Shots!. I flew solo to the only Damon's in New Jersey on Sunday night.  While lacking the T and A, the Phils are undefeated in two visits to the bar for playoff games.  You're ahead by a nose, Damon's.  So even though Fox and Cablevision tried to deprive me, the playoff beard, and Pics of Me in Front of Stuff of the NLCS Playoff Beard Watch 2010 Continues!
  

GO PHILS!

1 comments:

Jill said...

I love Roy Halloday :D